Other than this cross-eyed bitch, who will get Stephon Marbury?

The teams reportedley interested are the Heat, Celtics, Clippers, and Mavs. Here's what how I think Starbury could benefit each team.



Its no secret the Heat have no true point guard. Even though Chris fucking Quinn is surprisingly playing well, Miami could use a PG like Steph. Now, can him and Dwade coexist? Hmm.                         



I dont fuckin know. I think the just want to be as stacked as the Lakers. Theyre showing no interest in McDyess, so Marbury could land here. Its gonna be hard for Marbury to be a role player and not a star.




Like Vladimir Radmanovis being the MVP, this isnt gonna happen. Baron AND Marbury, 2 ball-hungry guards on the same squad? I dont know, maybe it could work out.


Steph could share court time with Jason "not a" Kidd since it seems JKidd is aging. Steph landing here would make sense to me.





The main problem is Stephon THINKS he HAS to be the best player on the team. If he can get that mentality out of his big ass head, he can fit anywhere. Theres no doubt he is still an amazing talent.